The Scriptorium

Yesterday, my brother gave me a Colonel Sheppard action figure for my…uh…for a special occasion that dares not speak its name. I've been told by an anonymous source (Okay, it was my mom) that Dr. Rodney McKay should hopefully be joining Colonel Sheppard in a couple of weeks (e.g. when Silver Snail calls her to let her know that the new shipment has arrived). In the mean time, I thought I'd better find a way to keep Sheppard suitably entertained as he becomes bored easily and has severe abandonment issues. Therefore, I decided to send him to the NX-01 to hang out with my Enterprise action figures. However, as this is Sheppard we're talking about, things didn't go as smoothly as I expected…

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( Hey, at least I'm not ranting about the TTC. )

To celebrate my sister's birthday, my brother decided that the three of us should go bowling. I'll admit that I had my doubts, but I went along with it as it seemed like something E really wanted to do. To my delight and surprise, bowling with my siblings was actually a lot of fun. ( No, seriously. I'm *not* joking. )

bakerybard should really be writing this because Oysterband is her favourite band on the planet. However, I'm not sure if she actually got any sleep last night after all the excitement of the concert, so I'll take a stab at it. ( I'll take you with me over the water, over the water when I go. I'll take you with me over the water, over the water where the wild winds blow. )

( I don't have to come up with anything witty because I can now pay people to do that -- for charitable purposes only, of course. )

( Don't mess with a missionary man )

Last night, I came as close as I'm ever likely to get to an evangelical sermon, or a televangelist, for that matter. ( Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! )

As some of you have probably guessed, I don't love my job. In fact, there are days when I loathe it. This would be one of them.

( Bitch, bitch, bitch. )

My SGA recs list has grown so big that I've had to make a separate section for my vid recs.

( Lights! Camera! Action! )

Title: In the Family Way (7(b)/?)
Author: Rusty Armour
Pairing: McShep, Beckett/Other
Summary: Some are born into families; others create their own.
Word Count: 4,111
Category: Slash, MPreg, AU
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Pretty much everything up to and including season three.
Disclaimer: Thou Shalt Not Steal. Even in the interest of fic. Most of these characters aren't mine. I, uh, borrowed them. Yeah. ( Part Seven (b) )

( This will probably only be of interest to you if you're reading In the Family Way. )

( This will probably only be of interest to you if you're reading In the Family Way. )

( Well, shut the door if you're coming in. )

I know this isn't going to mean much to anyone who isn't me, but I'm thrilled to announce that In the Family Way has inspired vonnix to create an icon using one of Andrew's lines from the story! As this is the first (and probably only) piece of fan art this fic has spawned, I just had to share it:



Tee hee hee! Thanks, vonnix! You ROCK! :-D

I finally got my USB cable for my Nokia phone, and the world has just become a slightly more frightening place because of it. ( Warning: People who aren't visually impaired might be disturbed by the following images. Viewer discretion is advised. )

Title: In the Family Way (7(a)/?)
Author: Rusty Armour
Pairing: McShep, Beckett/Other
Summary: Some are born into families; others create their own.
Word Count: 4,332
Category: Slash, MPreg, AU
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Pretty much everything up to and including season three.
Disclaimer: Thou Shalt Not Steal. Even in the interest of fic. Most of these characters aren't mine. I, uh, borrowed them. Yeah. ( Part Seven (a) )

( Attention all subway customers. We are currently experiencing more problems than usual. We apologize for this inconvenience. )

I have to confess that I was secretly (and selfishly) relieved when I found out that Kate Hewlett was moving back to Toronto -- and not because I'm a stalker. Well, at least not entirely. No, it was because I knew there might be more opportunities to see her on stage. Sure enough, it wasn't long before I learned that she was appearing in the UnSpun Theatre production of "DON'T WAKE ME".

( But if you don't wake me how am I going to read your review? )

( I'm with you, Ebenezer! BAH HUMBUG! )

( Can you spot the ghost? )

Title: Thankless
Author: Rusty Armour
Character: McKay, O'Neill, Sheppard
Summary: While visiting Atlantis, O'Neill learns that respect is something that definitely has to be earned.
Word Count: 1,972
Category: General
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Rising, Critical Mass, McKay and Mrs. Miller, The Return, Tao of Rodney, Adrift, Lifeline, Reunion
Disclaimer: Thou Shalt Not Steal. Even in the interest of fic. Most of these characters aren't mine. I, uh, borrowed them. Yeah.
( Part Two )